Anticipated Tech: Top 3 Kinky & Useful

By Hugh: Somewhere, Florida

“Can you believe what they can do now?”  That question has been asked by us all over the past half century, but it’s becoming more and more prevalent every day.  My palms get sweaty at the thought of every technological advancement that rears it’s beautiful face.  From the mundane digital mirror to the cultural enema that will be the driver less car; there is plenty to get excited about. Here are my top three.


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#3: “Yes Grandma, I know what virtual reality is.”  In fact, the idea for this article stems from that very statement I made last weekend while hanging with grams.  I thought I was about to find myself in a head bobbing conversation, hearing about topics years old and over hyped.  Instead grandma took a left turn when she started talking about VR.  And no, it wasn’t about VR porn.  She said she heard about this dude going around to old folks homes and setting them up with a VR tour of their old neighborhoods and communities.  It becomes a big pick me up for so many of them dealing with being stuck in one place, often far from home.  I was immediately impressed with this idea as an entrepreneur.  Let’s face it, we’re in the midst of VR actually getting some real market share with porn alone.  I mean, who else is excited for the first Juicy Celebrity VR porn leak? Am I right?  But equally so, this tech is going to do some cool shit for people and there is also profitable opportunity in that.  Just like Uber, I think the best VR gear will not be owned by people, it will be rented.  


 

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#2: I just want google to hurry up and give me the conversational Artificial Intelligence they are promising.  There are many rumors about what this thing dubbed “Google Home” will actually do. But will it talk dirty to me?  Let’s be honest here, I think we all want that feature.  I own an Amazon Echo and Alexa is just a tease.  Not only in the sexy talk department but also in the area of inconvenient 3rd party integration.  An A.I. device for the home must be built specifically for convenience. Get on it Google.  I want this thing to surprise me just like Grandma did with her VR knowledge.  Don’t make me work for it and hunt for the cool tools.


 

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#1: If you just skipped #2 and #3 and went straight for the gold, you’re just the kind of reader every writer dreams of;  No buildup, no foreplay.  You just grabbed this articles ears and shoved it down between your legs and I respect you for that.  Well the wait is over… Wearable Drone Cameras.  Sometimes mashing up two good things ends up as a clusterfock, but in this case it’s mashing up three good things.  How would you like to always have the handy ability to take smooth, non tethered selfies?  Maybe you need to see what’s clogging your gutters and you don’t want to get out a ladder.  Or perhaps you often find yourself, as I do, wondering what that attractive potential mate across the park looks like up close but you’re too lazy to get up and walk over there for “just a 6”.  You can take ogling to a whole new level when your bracelet or bowtie can transform into a tiny flying reconnaissance vehicle for targeted closeups while you remain at a safe unidentifiable distance.  Enhanced vision always was my top desire for a super power.  After invisibility of course.  

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