Bombshell Leaked Documents show White House creation of FCNA “Federal Commission for News Authenticity”. Stephen Colbert tapped to take helm.

November 11/27/2016

Breaking – Washington D.C.

New documents leaked in recent online Washington hack show the current White House administration scrambling to create a Commission to fight “Fake News”. The rise of “Fake News” is what many liberals in Washington have blamed as a key player in the recent campaign loss of Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton. The documents include phrases such as:

Monitor and censor all news spread on Social Media…” (Article II: page 4)


“Create system for verifying news sources. These verified sources will be distributed by the government as ‘acceptable’ and ‘truthful’ sources which the media can use to effectively report…” (Article III: page 8)

“Creation and levy of ‘thought tax’ on all unverified news sources…” (Article V: page 11)

The commission would be put into action by executive order and is rumored to convene for its first meeting before the end of the year. The document also goes on to name Stephen Colbert as it’s first choice as Committee chair and includes various other known names to fill out the committee itself, including:

  • Jon Stewart – Chief Secretary
  • Rachel Maddow – Authenticator
  • Al Franken – Authenticator
  • Michael Moore – Counsel
  • Lena Dunham – Twitter News Ambassador
  • Mark Zuckerberg – Facebook News Ambassador
  • Al Sharpton – Authenticator
  • Dr. Oz – Medical News Specialist
  • Aasif Mandvi – Global Representative
  • Chelsea Clinton – Washington Coalition Representative
  • Arianna Huffington – Counsel on Social Media Integration

 

 

The commission is rumored to be a 5 year special appointment coming directly from the White House. Also, how great is Satire.

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