Random Shower Thoughts To Live By…

It’s a healthy thing to reevaluate your life every once in a while as well as your beliefs. The shower is a great place to do it.

  • Children are selfishness personified and kept alive.
  • If you change two letters in the phrase “Bleeding Heart” you may be talking about a sheep named Aorta.
  • Why was 6 afraid of 7? When it all comes down to it, probably poor parenting.
  • A “fort” is a place where friends can play, A “fart” is a thing drives friends away.
  • When life gives you lemons, be like, what the fuck life, you are a dick. Then squeeze that lemon right in life’s eye.
  • Raise up a child in the way he should go and when he is old he will die. Everyone dies.
  • Free the nipple seems like a good idea to me.
  • The coolest person I’ve ever met would have to be me.
  • Always have a physically slower friend you can outrun. It will be safer for you.
  • Money brings out the friend in everyone.
  • When donuts get high do they say “I’m glazed bro”.
  • Wake up.
  • Just give in.
  • The easiest thing to do is often not the right thing to do, but it definitely the easiest thing to do.



By: Fock



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