Shock! Subway Signs Josh Duggar As New Spokesperson.

By: Fock

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In a strange move, Subway recently signed Josh Duggar, of “19 Kids and Counting and Ashley Madison Fame”, to be the new face of the Giant Sandwich Chain.

“We have experienced some tough times since Jared Fogle went to prison.” A top Subway official said. “Because of the financial limitations we really had to put a lot of thought into who we could get as our next spokesperson. We needed someone well known and in the news, while spending as little money as possible. It came down to the “Cash me outside” Girl and Josh Duggar. We ultimately went with Josh Duggar because he’s a little more family friendly.”

When we asked Subway about the allegations surrounding Josh Duggar and how they are willing to overlook issues that so closely resemble those that brought Fogle down, they responded:

“Wait, what? Oh shit. You’ve gotta be kidding me.”


 

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